Happy New Year

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Sunday Special SMS

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Sunday Special SMS, 


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Love you boys

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pathan funny sms

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Khala Ko Bholo


Larki: mere Ami ko tum bht pasand aye ho.
Pathan sharmate hoe:
Kuch be ho, per hum shadi tum se he kere ga.
Khala ko bholo hume bhol jaye

Pathan to Doctor


Pathan to Doctor
Awaaz sunayi daiti hai laikin admi dikhayi nahn daita
Doctor: Aisa kb hota hai
Pathan: Phone krty waqt

25 Rupay ka Sadqa


Pathan ne 25rupay liye,
Bv k sir per war k sadqa utara,
Or
Us mein 75rupay daal k 100 wala card load karwa liya.
Bivi: Ye kia kiya?
Pathan: Balance 75rupay meray pas agya,
Or
Sadqa 25 rupay Govt ko chala gaya.

1 Crore ka Inaam Nikla


Pathan Ne 30 Rupees Ki Lotry Li
1 Crore Ka Inaam Nikla
Tax Kat Kar 90 Lac Mile,
Pathan Bola,
Hum Ko Poora Pesa Chahye
Wrna Hamara 30 Rupya Wapis Karo

1 Pathan Nay Gali Mein

June 27th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 Pathan Nae Gali K Konay Mein Kachra Phaink Diya.
Thorri Dair Baad Ghoom Phir Ker Gali Mein Aaya Tou,
Mohalle Walay Apas Mein Larr Rahay Thay,
K Kachra Kis Nae Phainka.
1 Shakhs Nae Gusay Sae Kaha:
Phainka Hoga Kisi Kutay K Bachay Nae.
Pathan Side Mein Ja K Hansa aur Kaha:
Kachra Maine Phainka aur
Naam Kutay K Bachay Ka Aa Gaya.

Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai


eacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

Batao Aisa Kiya Karen


SARDAR:
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?
,
,
PATHAN:
Jootay se maar do:)
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Cute SmS

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Notice Ur Phone Got Heavier


Notice Ur Phone Got Heavier
With This Message?
It Contains Loadz
Of Love Affection
Nd Prayers To Keep U
Happy N Safe
Have A Good Day.

Only The Open Heart Receives


Only The Open Heart Receives
Love
Only The Open Mind Receives
Wisdom
Only The Open Hnd Receives
Gifts
Nd
Only The Cute 1’S Receivez
Messages 4rm Mee.

Our Friendship Has Become


Our Friendship Has Become
Our Habit Even If U Take Out
Habit Remains Take Out A Still Bit Remains
Finally Take Out B, Still It Remain’z.

Remember Me Nd Bare In Mind


Remember Me Nd Bare In Mind
A Faithful Girl Iss Hard 2 Find
This Is Always Good Nd True
Soo Dont Goo Changing Old 4r New.

Smile In Pleasure & In Pain


Smile In Pleasure & In Pain
Smile When Trouble Pours Like A Rain
Smile When Some1 Hurtz U
Smile Bcoz Some
1 Still Wantz 2 see U Smiling.

You cannot dream


U Cann0t Dream
Y0urself Int0 A Character
U Must Hammer
Nd F0rge Y0urself.

Little things you do for me


Little Things U D0 F0r Me Dat N0b0dy
Else C0uld Make Me Feel G00d
Little Things U D0 F0r Me Making Me Smile
Lyk N0 0ne Else C0uld Thatx Why
I Like T0 Sit Next T0 U N Hear Ur St0ries
Even Wen I Kn0w They R N0t True.


Keep Ur Th0ught +Ve Because They Bec0me Ur W0rds
Keep Ur W0rds +Ve Because They Bec0me Ur Acti0n
Keep Ur Acti0n +Ve Because They Bec0me Ur DESTINY
Gud Mrng Nd Have A Nice Day.

The shortest distance between

The Sh0rtest Distance Between
Tw0 Ppl Is N0t A Straight Line
Its A Curve_ A Smile
The M0re U Bend This Curve
The Sh0rter The Distance Gets
The Sh0rtest Distance Between.

A sad girl was sitting

A Sad Girl Was Sitting With Her B0yfriend
B0y:-U R D Sec0nd M0st Beautiful Girl Ive Ever Seen
Girl:-Wh0s The First
B0y:-Its U When U Smile.
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Broken Friendship

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Love is like a worm


L0ve Is Like A W0rm
It Seems Like A Heaven When It M0ves In Ur B0dy
Finally U Will Find That It Sucking Ur Bl00d Nd S00n Ur G0ing T0 Die
N0 0ther Way

Joh hmara peyar hay


J0 Hmara Peyar Hay
Unhay Kisi 00r Sey Peyar Hay
Bas Haar Gaye Hm Yah Jaankar
Ke Jisse Unhe Peyar Hay
W0H Hmara Yaar Hay.

Love is like a worm


L0ve Is Like A W0rm
It Seems Like A Heaven
When It M0ves In Ur B0dy
Finally U Will Find
That It Sucking Ur Bl00d
Nd S00n Ur G0ing T0 Die
N0 0ther Way.

Hm dosti Nnibhana jantey hain


Hm D0sti Nibhana Jantey Hain
Zakham Kitne B Gehre H0 Dawa Jaante Hain
Hme Bhulne Ke K0shish Na Karna D0st
Hm Gala Dabana B Jaante Hain.

Kuch rabt zamane sy ziyada


Kuch Rabt Zamane Sey Ziyada Nai Rakhta
Mein Apney Siwa Apna Hawala Nai Rakhta
Hath0n Mein T0 Aa Jate Hay Dil Mein Nai Aati
Duniya Ke Tarah Mein Gham E Duniya Nai Rakhta
Ankh0n Sey Barasne Pe Jub Aa Jaye Tera Dard
Ye Abar Bacha K K0i Qatra Nai Rakhta.

We seen fire nd I’ve seen


We seen fire Nd I’ve seen rain
I’ve seen sunny days
That I th0ught w0uld never end
I’ve seen l0nely times
When I c0uld n0t find A friend
But I always th0ught
That I w0uld see U again.

Always draw a circle


Always Draw A Circle
Ar0und The 0nes U l0ve
Never draw A heart because
Hearts Can Be br0ken
But circles Are Never Ending.

I dont care what u say


I D0nt care what U say
I Never did believe U much anyway
I W0nt Be there n0 m0re
S0 get 0ut 0f My way
Let Me By.

Dua00n main teri khoshi


Dua00n main teri kh0shi mangtay hain
Khab00n main teri hansi mangtay hain
S0chtay hain hm tm say kia mangain
Chal0 umer bher ki D0STI mangtay hain.

Sub kuch hay mere pas


Sub kuch hay mere pas par dill ki dawa nahe
D00r w0 mujhse hay par main khafa nahe
Malum hy ab b pyar karta hy mujhse
W0 th0ra sa ziddi hay
magar bewafa nahe.
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Love you Jani

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Har din ye dil akela hota hai,
Har ek pal uske bina adhura hota hai,
Koi yaad karta h koi bhoola deta hai,
Par har ek friend zaroori hota hai…

Dhadkan ki awaaz ho tum,
Is dil ke jazbaat ho tum,
Hamare din aur raat ho tum,
Meetha sa ehsaas ho tum,
kya kahein hamare liye kitne khaas ho tum…

Me apke pyaar me kuch aisa kar jaunga,
ban ke khushbu fiza me bikhar jaunga,
bhulna chaho to saanso ko rok lena,
saans loge to main dil me utar jaunga!



I love that face
I love that smile
I love that passion
With all my heart
I love it all
From the very start
We have our ups and downs
But we put our broken pieces together
And we always come back around
I hope today, tomorrow and rest of my life
will be lovely and beautiful like never before
We will enjoy our fresh start
No more tears or feelings sad
No more lies or dishonesty
Only honesty, love and care
feeling of happiness will be there.


I Can See You
In My Hands.
Whenever I Join Them To Pray.
Ur Face Is
One Of Those Who Live In
My Heart.
Because Our ReLation Is From
Heart To Heart,
Not
SMS To SMS."
So, Whenever I Don't Message You Don't Think That I Have Forgotten You...
I Remember U Every Time In My Prayes.




SWEETHEART, is a special word for LOVE,
LOVE, is special word for CARE,
CARE, is special word for FRIEND,
and
FRIEND, is special word for... 'YOU"



I don't care if its a day or a bad night,
I just want to hold you close to me tight,
coz for you there is nothing I can't do,
and all I wanna say is that I love you,
just let me hold you close to me,
so my heart and soul can be happy,
and if you'll hear every beat of my heart,
it says I'll love you till death do us apart...!!




I m feeling so happy, do u know why?
cuz i m so lucky, do u know how?
cuz God loves me.Do u know how?
cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what?
Its YOU my love.

Good Night/Morning
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