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Khala Ko Bholo

Larki: mere Ami ko tum bht pasand aye ho.

Pathan sharmate hoe:

Kuch be ho, per hum shadi tum se he kere ga.

Khala ko bholo hume bhol jaye

Pathan to Doctor

Pathan to Doctor

Awaaz sunayi daiti hai laikin admi dikhayi nahn daita

Doctor: Aisa kb hota hai

Pathan: Phone krty waqt

25 Rupay ka Sadqa

Pathan ne 25rupay liye,

Bv k sir per war k sadqa utara,

Or

Us mein 75rupay daal k 100 wala card load karwa liya.

Bivi: Ye kia kiya?

Pathan: Balance 75rupay meray pas agya,

Or

Sadqa 25 rupay Govt ko chala gaya.

1 Crore ka Inaam Nikla

Pathan Ne 30 Rupees Ki Lotry Li

1 Crore Ka Inaam Nikla

Tax Kat Kar 90 Lac Mile,

Pathan Bola,

Hum Ko Poora Pesa Chahye

Wrna Hamara 30 Rupya Wapis Karo

1 Pathan Nay Gali Mein

June 27th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 Pathan Nae Gali K Konay Mein Kachra Phaink Diya.

Thorri Dair Baad Ghoom Phir Ker Gali Mein Aaya Tou,

Mohalle Walay Apas Mein Larr Rahay Thay,

K Kachra Kis Nae Phainka.

1 Shakhs Nae Gusay Sae Kaha:

Phainka Hoga Kisi Kutay K Bachay Nae.

Pathan Side Mein Ja K Hansa aur Kaha:

Kachra Maine Phainka aur

Naam Kutay K Bachay Ka Aa Gaya.

Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai

eacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

Batao Aisa Kiya Karen

SARDAR:
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?
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PATHAN:
Jootay se maar do:)